Let's Do the Time Warp (yet again)
“What time do you open on Sundays?”
Me: “We’re open 24 hours a day, every day of the year.”
“What about Memorial Day?”
Last time I checked, Memorial Day is a day of the year. It doesn’t exist outside of time in some weird sci-fi time warp.
Bad Name of the Day: Luarie. Not Laurie, Luarie. Pronounced Lou-ar-ee. It’s always going to be pronounced Lar-ee, and everyone who sees it written down will try to correct it.